Somwhere over the Ramen-Bow

When reading religious material either my mind goes to the weird or it goes into fact checking what they’re saying.

I actually gave these ladies a presentation on Jewish numerical systems and how linguistically most of what people commonly think on the bible tends to not even be close.

They never came back after that…

November 18, 2007

So we went to Odaiba on the 18h for my Going to Canada party.

First we rode the Himiko there and that was pretty cool, it was like a spaceship, the only thing that would ahve made it even MORE cool is if it could go under water.



Then we walked around Odaiba for a while because what I wanted to do wasn’t what other people wanted to do but people didn’t want to split up just yet so we went to a bit of a car show thing and then people went home.

So Ziggy, Slick, Suke, MK (Both students of mine) Soda and I all went to the Joyopolis. It wasn’t as cool as Tokyo Dome but it was alright.
2500¥ for a night rider pass. But the lineups were huge which was a pain in the ass.

Went on a 3D roller coaster thing, then in this Erdragon theme house where a Dragon Rider took you through in order to find 3 dragon eggs. If you get three you get a bonus ending, if you don’t well, beans.
He was funny even though I couldn’t understand everything. (we only got 2 eggs)

Then we went into a haunted house called “The Dark Castle” but it was just a lame 3D movie. then into another Haunted house which was a little better and then into the “House of the Living Dolls” which was FUCKING SCARY.

You walk through a hallway into a room with a table and a big doll at one end. The story is that theres a preistess there who’s trying to replace the dolls parts in order to make a real daughter, and that the room houses the spirits of killed children and the dolls are there to placate the children so they don’t become evil.

So when you get in you put on this headset and sit at the table. The lights then go out and you can’t see anything but you hear a voice. I can’t understand everything but basically it goes something like
"I need hair for my Daughter, do you have beautiful hair? Can I use some of yours?" and you hear her sharpening scissors and then hear her cutting hair but it actually feels like she’s there cutting your hair.
Then you hear a *Grakk thud* sound where apparently she accidentally cut off someone’s head.
"Oh I’m sorry you should have held still. Ahh hair perfect, now I just need a heart, a good heart do you have a good heart" she’s whispering in your ear, you can hear her voice move to a corner of the room where you hear a muffled scream and squelching noises of a knife and a heart beat sound as she takes the still beating heart from the chest. Then the doll in the room screams and it’s eyes glow red and there’s light flashing and it goes dark again and you hear the doll talking.
"Mother… Mother it.. It HURTS"
the heart I guess is no good so you hear the doll creak along to the mother who says the daughter can have her heart. The daughter screams and you hear the mother scream in the corner and more squelching.
Then the daughter laughs crazy like
"Mothers dead… but… I can’t see! I need some eyes."
She moves around the room and whispers in your ear sweetly “Can I have your eyes?”
Louder into you ear poised to strike “LET ME HAVE YOUR EYES!!”
There is a flash of lightning as the protective doll in the center of the table comes to life. The Daughter screams “Ahh it hurts it hurts!”

The protective dolls says softly “everyone? Are you okay”
The Daughter screams obscenities at the protecting doll and tries to attack only to get struck back again. The chairs you’re sitting in, in one final screaming crack fall down an inch and everything calms.
The end.

I was clenching Soda’s sleeve the whole time. The second time I went in with Slick, Suke and Ziggy I touched Ziggies hair just as the scissors started and she didn’t scream but she went *mmmph* in fear which was funny and made it less scary for me. I touched Slick’s arm around the same time and he DID scream.

Afterward they were all like “OH MAN SOMEONE TOUCHED ME AND IT WAS SO SCARY I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF” and I started giggling and then Ziggy smacked me. XD


The next day I packed up and put it all at Ziggys place and then we went to Ueno for a taco eating contest. Stu got 15 Lion got 20 but was pretty sick Slick got 20 but said he could do one more and looked fine so I declare him the winner.

Twas fun and pretty cheep. Which considering we all hadn’t been paid in two months and were getting pretty broke, was good.

yapitori:

Accompanied Ji to bento box shopping for her friend’s bday and these two were my favorites <3

I want that book bento so much were did you see those??

yapitori:

Accompanied Ji to bento box shopping for her friend’s bday and these two were my favorites <3

I want that book bento so much were did you see those??

yapitori:

jisuk:

Fucking spaghetti ice cream Yapi actually bought this shit I can’t believe it.

You shut your mouth, it tastes like creamy cold spaghetti sauce with a hint of herbs and meat and it’s got tomato jelly bits, how can you go wrong *slurp* 


On one hand, good to know it tastes like it says it tastes.
On the other hand&#8230;
*GAG GAG GAG*

yapitori:

jisuk:

Fucking spaghetti ice cream Yapi actually bought this shit I can’t believe it.

You shut your mouth, it tastes like creamy cold spaghetti sauce with a hint of herbs and meat and it’s got tomato jelly bits, how can you go wrong *slurp* 

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On one hand, good to know it tastes like it says it tastes.

On the other hand…

*GAG GAG GAG*

So for all my Japan Peeps

I have MOVED

1) Moving sucks BAAAALLLLZZZ but I am so happy because I have a townhouse now. A HOUSE.

2) Pretty sure the neighbors think my and my roommate are lesbians with a cat because we’re renting a house in a family neighborhood and have a cat.

DUN CUR

3) I live in the Matsudo area which is close to Tokyo but in Chiba so y’know if anyone lives around and about lemmi know ^_^)

4) I’m also going for the JLPT4 (get your registration in now for July) so wish me luck and send me study shit.

jisuk:

Fucking spaghetti ice cream Yapi actually bought this shit I can’t believe it.

I took a picture of this but I&#8217;m too scared to try it, how does it taste?

jisuk:

Fucking spaghetti ice cream Yapi actually bought this shit I can’t believe it.

I took a picture of this but I’m too scared to try it, how does it taste?

Donut look at me that way, I&#8217;m gundam eat you anyway.

Donut look at me that way, I’m gundam eat you anyway.

Fuck Youuuuuu banks

I have two bank accounts, a common occurrence for people who switch jobs since each company you work for tends to want to pay you via their own bank so they don’t have to pay banking fee’s.

I’ve been calling bank #1 for the last three days trying to change my address but their lines are constantly so busy I actually get kicked off the holding song.

I go to my second bank to pay an overdue bill and it’s a JP bank so they’re all “Oh no… You have to go to a REAL bank for this.”

I go to a “real” bank and they tell me I have to go to one of the BIG banks (UFJ or Mistubishi or some shit) which means I won’t be paying that bill today.

Fucking hell…

Mountain Dew flavoured corn sticks

Mountain Dew flavoured corn sticks

cutely-perverted:

That moment when your friends turn into soda.

Those aren’t even soda’s they’re highballs. ((alcoholic drinks))